Bea

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

LOL but seriously release the hounds

Doing a headcount of my followers like they're kindergarteners on a field trip

Can confirm. Calling out "Where's Kaidan? I've lost Kaidan!" is part of my gameplay experience.

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

i blog from the catacombs

Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby

the lion concerns himself with everything

Your interests aren’t cringe. Whatever brings you joy is valid and amazing.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this