Dreaming of the moon.🌙

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Love your art so much o(*°▽°*)o

Better with you

I'm staying at another city so I had to do this in a rush 🙏 I hope you like it! Thanks for the wholesome request! 💕

Accidentally reading what they're reading

Hskskskd this probably isn't what you had in mind but I couldn't stop my hand when I thought of this 💀

Thank you for your request!

Requests are CLOSED for now! Honestly I didn't expect my inbox to be so flooded that I have a month's worth of requests to fulfill 😭🙏

Warning: sus

~ At Sam's ~

Sam: "Thank you for your purchase of bread and cheese! Because you're such a loyal customer, I'll throw in an offer for CHEAP! One gulp of this vial and you'll be in love with your partner for the rest of your life!"

Malleus: *gasps

Sam, seeing their intertwined hands: "... Though I guess you don't really need one."

Malleus: "No, no, one can never be so sure--"

Sam: "So instead, I've got this potion for you. One swig of this baby and you wouldn't want to take your hands off your lover for an entiiiiire week!"

Yuu: "Isn't that an aphrodisiac??? Is that even legal???"

Sam: "Allllll yours for the low, low price of a thousand thaumarks!"

Yuu: "THAT'S ALMOST AS EXPENSIVE AS AN IBONE 14 BRO . That's definitely illegal--"

Malleus: "Very, very illegal. I'm disappointed in you, Sam. Let us depart, beloved "

Malleus, silently mouthing to Sam: "I'll come by later after closing hours."

(tap to zoom)

Silver: "It's fascinating how similar you and this tsum are, my liege. Not only in appearance, but in personality as well."

Malleus, while latched onto Yuu so they would stop gushing over his tsum: "What are you talking about? This puny creature and I have nothing in common."

Silver: "... Of course, sir. Forgive my transgression."

Later that day, when Malleus stopped trying to take YuuTsum as his pet and MalleTsum in turn stopped rubbing itself all over Yuu, they bonded over a peculiar shared interest in gargoyle observation.

⚠️ DARK HUMOR WARNING!

⚠️ Suggestive warning!!

- At Ramshackle -

Malleus: "My love. I have come to aid you in your distress."

Yuu: "Hornton? Oh, thank-- why are you stripping?!"

Malleus: "Why, to fulfill my role as your loving partner and shower you with affection, of course. Leave it to me, I shall keep your loneliness at bay."

Yuu: "Loneliness? What-- wait, did you think I gave you a booty call?!"

Malleus: "... I do not have spare boots, but I can hand you these if you really need them..."

Yuu: "That's not-- no, I called you because I wanted help cleaning up the dorm! Grim isn't home and it's really hard to reach high places without his magic."

Malleus, dejectedly zipping back his uniform: "... I see. Then, hand me the broom."

Yuu: "... But if we finish here early, you can still...help me. With my distress."

Malleus: "!!!"

Malleus: 🪄✨🫧🫧🧹🪠🔨🧽

Yuu: "Why are you fighting a stuffed toy? It can barely move its arms..."

Malleus: "This overfed snake dares to steal you away from me! I shall teach it a lesson it will never forget!!"

Yuu: "It's a moving toy, Hornton. And you tried keeping its mate as a pet; I think it's trying to retaliate."

Squishy Yuu: "Squeak squeak! 🩷 (Go, go, go, darling!)"

Squishy Malleus: 💚💚💚💚💚

Yuu: Why are you paying him?! We're literally a couple!

Malleus: But ah, you are right. Ashengrotto, how dare you mock me.

Azul: Sir, that was but a jest--

Malleus: My beloved is worth more than that! Charge a million thaumarks! Much more than that!

Azul: By the seven, what a generous patron! Thank you for-- (Hold on, my business senses tell me this isn't the correct choice...)

Azul: Thank you for your generosity, but I do believe your lovely sweetheart is a PRICELESS national treasure! An international treasure! Therefore, I shall give them to you for FREE!

Malleus: ASHENGROTTO! You understand! In lieu of your exquisite senses, I shall avail of your catering services for our royal matrimony. You shall have the honor of feeding our royal guests!

Azul: (YES!!!!!!!!) IT IS MY HIGHEST HONOR, YOUR MAJESTY THE KING!

Malleus: YOU ARE A GOOD MAN, ASHENGROTTO!

Malleus: Lend me your mobile phone. I shall inform Schoenheit that we will not be coming.

Yuu: What are you talking about? We already promised Vil months ago.

Malleus: My desire to make love to you is far greater than my desire to appease Schoenheit.

Yuu: No! What kind of friend are you? Today's Vil's birthday; it's an important day to him.

Malleus: Ah, but this is an important matter too, you see. This is for the sake of our kingdom's future.

Yuu: Oh my god, why are you so horny?

Malleus: I unfortunately cannot do anything with my physical features, beloved. I was born with these.

Yuu, smiling now: Why are you telling dad jokes when you're not even a dad yet?

Malleus: That, dearest, is my aspiration. Which is why I am proposing that we initiate our breeding--

Yuu, stifling a giggle: Oh my GOD, Draconia.

Malleus: Who are you referring to? Me, or yourself? Or our very soon-to-be child?

Yuu, laughing: Omg, shut up!

Yuu: I can't believe you just tried to cheat on me! With a STUFFED TOY!

Malleus: Cheat-- that tsum is literally just you, but squeaky!

Yuu: I can't believe you! You don't love me!

Malleus: ... Come to your senses, beloved. How could I ever replace you with such a thing? Think about it: your tsum may be adorable, but YOU are warm and beautiful. I physically cannot seek comfort in it like I can with you. To touch every curve of your body, to kiss every mark on your skin...

Yuu: ...

Malleus: To exchange happiness and warmth, skin to skin...

Yuu: ... So you're saying you prefer me just because you can sleep with me.

Malleus: What? No, how did you even come to that conclusion--

Yuu: 💢✋*SMACK

And that event shall be recorded in the deepest annals of history as the most scandalous love affair in the life of the mightiest king who ever lived: His Majesty the Overlord of Darkness, the Supreme Sorcerer of Twisted Wonderland, Malleus Draconia I.

⚠️ WARNINGS: Dirty jokes and butt.

Yuu: Ace, Deuce! Sebek swapped rooms with me so I won't be joining the sleepover tonight. Said you three and Grim are gonna play Yu-Gi-Oh all night?

Ace & Deuce, whispering to each other: (Sebek? Yu-Gi-Oh? ... Yeaaah. He got evicted.)

Deuce: So you'll be at Draconia-senpai's?

Yuu: Uh-huh. I'm kinda nervous, actually. Apparently Silver is busy with...volunteer work? And Lilia's out all day at an annual Grandpa's Book Club Association meetup or something. I think. I'm not sure. So it's just the two of us today.

Ace: (They all got conveniently evicted..!) Yeeeah, Sebek and us are gonna Yu-Gi-Oh until we drop dead! So you go enjoy yourself too, m'kay? Don't worry, we'll greet you tomorrow with some painkillers.

Yuu: Painkillers?

Deuce: And I'll go ask Crewel for crutches in case you need it!

Yuu: Crutches?! What are you both talking about?!

Deuce: Prefect, you may be magicless, but you gotta be one of the strongest people I know.

Yuu: Thanks??

Ace: That's what are friends are for, yeah? And just a useful tip:

(Childish humor warning!)

Lilia: Your tsum gets more action than you. Perhaps you really should step up your game.

Malleus: More action? What ever do you mean? Unlike this loaf creature with sausages for arms, I actually have a complete set of limbs. I highly doubt it could even carry a stick to fight for its life.