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@moonlit-junkyard
need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work
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It does not always work but sometimes you can just think a thought and go "that's dumb. I'm not going to think that because it's dumb"
me a few minutes ago ngl
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
reblog this post to help a child break the law
oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law
making no true scotsman arguments is the nuance killer you must face the multiplicity of morality and belief within every subgroup you must allow the urge to disavow and distance yourself in your desire for a pure and good and “real” version of your identity/ideology/etc to pass over you. only you and all the necessary trouble of nuance will remain
me too actually
what did you eat for breakfast?
nothing
oh my goodness
please eat at some point
oouuhuhuhuhuhhhhuuuu scary
i sure hope a really cute tboy doesn’t show up to my house with fruit and soup
i hate soup so much. so so much.
that’d actually be Horrible if that happened i think
exactly my point. where’s my soup
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i am god’s cringiest soldier
i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure
this may get me some hate but
does anyone else notice that the gaza posts are emotionally wrenching but rhetorically suspicious
only from a reader’s standpoint that’s all
since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:
the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones
there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams
the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it
the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it
at the same time
on the same field
while dodging around the teams playing the other football
either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it
i think this would result in several exciting new and innovative forms of long-term injury
A football match takes over ninety minutes to play, while a football game takes over three hours.
Clearly, two footballs must be played for every football.
I think the football players are going to want to start wearing football gear if that happens. Football players still end up accruing horrific, life-altering injuries either on the field or over the years despite wearing it.
what football players want doesn't matter
@moonlit-junkyard
this sounds like quidditch
me too actually
what did you eat for breakfast?
nothing
oh my goodness
please eat at some point
oouuhuhuhuhuhhhhuuuu scary
i sure hope a really cute tboy doesn’t show up to my house with fruit and soup
i hate soup so much. so so much.
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me too actually
what did you eat for breakfast?
nothing
sorry
oh wait actually i had a cheese stick at like 2pm
me too actually
what did you eat for breakfast?
nothing
let’s bring back public executions!!
whom shall we burn first?
choose a corporate asshole
jeff bezos
felon musk
mark fuckerburg
anyone else (comment)
i don’t support this (get off the blog)
cough cough orange with toupée
i really think everyone should follow this blog
@disexpansionary-policies
they don’t post like ever but
This emotional yearning is getting in the way of being a whore
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i really dont think people realise how close they've come to losing me
they should invent a father whose presence doesnt piss you off
or one that doesn't make you suicidal
impossible. cannot be done
