Venting And Shitposting

i think the worst part abt having avoidant personality disorder is how small you feel. everywhere you go. it is so tiring. everyone is always somehow above you, and you are always the lowest and the least qualified

Swedish commentator: "He looks a bit like I did the first time I went to a gay club. Full of confidence and a little too much glitter."

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

God bless nurses forever

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

do you ever just remember that you’re gonna be you for the rest of your life and think “ah shit”