Serial Fic Hoarder

also personally if i was adrian. yeesh. imagine your husband leaves for a half a century on this noble quest and might be dead. turns out he's not! genuinely the best day of your life! but when he returns it's with a weird alien he's now really reliant on and feels codependent and PSTD feelings about and has probably had sex with. and the creature doesn't even have the fucking self-respect to have a decent exoskeleton and leaks all the time and needs its own specialised environment all this nonsense. your husband very probably had sex with something that lacks an EXOSKELETON how fucking cringe. anyway you complain to your friends so much that they're like "divorce himmm" and they send you links to space lawyers and you're like 14 seconds away from divorcing him even though you kind of feel bad due to the ongoing PTSD because you're really tired of the creature rubbing its anal gland all over your new carpets when your husband's like "by the way it only lives for eighty years and it's already forty". ohhhh eighty years? it's already halfway through? lmao? okay yeah we're fine actually. keep your weird creature it'll be dead next Thursday. that's cool. i'll sit over here. it's cool i'll wait :) no rush :)

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

Am reading PHM after seeing and loving the film and I'm realizing that it is an academic's fantasy of getting kidnapped into your dream job with, oh no, all the resources and funding and exciting important space adventures! It's like fifty shades for asexual researchers

Both Su Minshan and Lan Xichen are sad and angry because they think Jin Guangyao is in love with the other instead of them. How he must be giving all his love to them, and how unrequited their own love is. Meanwhile Jin Guangyao is talking to the severed head that he keeps in his closet about The Horrors

andy weir was pretty funny for the names in this one you gotta admit. hi here are my characters their names are Strategy and Mercy and you’ll never guess their most prominent traits

eventually we are introduced to my third character who is, by all appearances, a sentient rock. and his name? …heh. well,

love armand betraying the theatre for louis and then immediately betraying louis to the theatre and then following this up by betraying the theatre for louis one more time. truly betrayalmaxxing. clocking in his hours at the dissapointing people's faith factory

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked a great bear to maul the astronomer and to turn the cruel sister into a crow and put the crow and the corpse in a cave until the crow started to starve and she'd have no choice but to peck out the eyes of her lover and eat them :/