Serial Fic Hoarder

artemis iii crew getting announced tomorrow everyone say your goodbyes to ryan gosling

best thing phm has given us is the ability to do this joke every time something space related happens

it is genuinely so funny to me that yue qingyuan has like the most main (or at minimum prominent secondary) character thing going on for him, like childhood sweetheart hates you over a massive misunderstanding, said childhood sweetheart is possibly the worst person on the planet (or is heeee!!!?!?!!) but you can't stop loving him and giving him anything he wants partially out of guilt partially because maybe one day he'll love you again. oh, no, he got eaten and replaced and you never noticed! also, and this isn't really important, but every time you use your sword it kills you more than a little because you tried to save him one time and he doesn't even know about it because why would you tell him that would be so embarrassing and what would be the point even. and then! he's just a side character

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything

guinevere plotting to kill people except this time she isn’t enchanted and is actually allowed to act of her own free will it’s all i need

butch/femme is OUT parasite/host is IN

ryland grace joins a star wars erotic roleplay discord on a whim because some random misfiring neuron buried in his subconscious is like "well maybe i could [censored] an alien" and he mostly just lurks there at first, and discovers to his disappointment that most of the people there are just roleplaying the human characters??? nobody wants to roleplay one of the fucking. i don't know, the fucking bug people from attack of the clones with him. and then when someone does agree to roleplay with him, they get their feelings hurt by his extremely reasonable constructive criticism about their speculative xenobiology worldbuilding. the mods keep telling him to chill out, this is supposed to be for fun, but how is grace supposed to have fun when people keep getting their made up alien bug facts wrong. anyway then they have to ban him from star wars erotic roleplay discord because he keeps picking fights with people about like the alien krebs cycle or some shit. do you all see my vision.