time for slime

you've been summoned for july duty

Mint chocolate chip is so funny. “This poison tastes really good. But you know what it needs? More poison”

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now