Mayumi

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

you can call my dog the bark supplier if you want. just a suggestion

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch