Whatever

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek

to be completely honest *starts lying

my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast