yes yes very cool

Nobody gives a fuck about anyone when youre in whenyoure in new york city

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

i was working a woodfire pizza oven at a golf course in college when i wrote this, in case you ever doubted the puzzle that is my world

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Perhaps, for the lady, a memory of something terrible she did when she was 14 years old, served before bed?

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.