All Aboard The Marvel Express

Loki loves his croissants and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Okay but consider the following:

Having Loki as your flatmate would actually be the worst

Finding scorpions in the kitchen cupboard and hearing him cackling in the living room

He’s so snobbish about food

Freaks out when you run out of conditioner

Arguments over whose hair is clogging up the shower drain

He insists that it’s yours because his hair is “too radiant”. You tell him it shines because it’s greasy.

The scorpion encounters double that week.

Because Loki doesn’t know how to use the stove, he steals from the local restaurants

You come home to find him at the table with a feast of seafood and garlic bread

And then it’s a trip to the pizza place to apologise to Giuseppe

But secretly Giuseppe doesn’t mind because he runs the Loki Watch twitter

Loki googles himself one day and finds a ton of blurry zoomed in photos of him and gets offended because “I don’t look like that!”

You get really good at filling in holes in the wall because he would stick his daggers into them every other week.

We're too poor to afford the OG Harry Potter, so I present to you...

The Off Brand Harry Potter!

Or shall I say... Harri Botter?

This is type you'll find at the dodgy corner store, or on a plastic table under the bridge.

Step right up, meet your new cast!

And last but not least: