Jane Birkin is gone..Joan Didion is gone..but I’m still standing

im frank ocean 2nd cousin name...mike lake

A brother named Earnest Lake would have been better, but ok, this is your joke.

no my name mike…mike lake, babydoll

I guess I was just expecting this to be funny and it wasn’t. What’s the punch line?

there is no punch line cutie pie im jus me…mike lake

When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

company that most definitely employs women in the third world to work in their sweatshops under near slavery conditions: happy international women’s day! 5% off all our pink products! make the woman in your life feel appreciated this women’s day! shopping for yourself? get empowered by giving us your money

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time