full of Existential Bread

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

i don’t talk about tiktok drama on here really ever but the tyler catastrophe thing proves to me that you all fucking hate trans people and will do anything in your power to make them kill themselves. the only possible outcome there is for a lolcow is for them to kill themselves— like that’s the end you strive for. mainstream lolcow culture is a suicide culture in which you strive to get mentally ill individuals to take their lives through any means necessary, often including physical violence by way of swatting and doxxing. and the second a trans person is weird or does something bad you have an excuse to try to make them kill themselves. you guys don’t actually care about ‘holding him accountable’ because if you did it wouldn’t be about his appearance or his demeanor or his identity. what happened to “misgendering trans people who do bad things hurts all trans people”????? ughh fuck all of you like seriously

oh thank god I was just thinking that we need to be bullying random cringe trans people more and let's go full middle school mean girl for this one, yeah, that's what I was thinking god you read my mind

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

can you imagine if surgeons were like "well we tried wearing gloves while doing surgery for two years and it worked really well, like people stopped dying all the time.... but, I'm going to stop because I don't feel like it"

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer