moved to moderndracula

if i see a post with too many words i start scrolling faster

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

in this year of our lord 2018 please stop calling people allosexuals

Ok, ok aces get it together let’s call allos what they are, fuckers

the first one carries a strong malicious intent whereas the second emanates an aura of extreme confidence

good evening (in vampire voice)

Every single person who thinks Chikorita is forgetable is a little bitch. Chikorita grew up in a world against her, where the first two gyms were out to murder her and 6 out of 8 of the whole damn country is a gym she’s not even remotely effective against. Chikorita had to struggle to get by and if you forgot her inspiring determination to Triumph in a world meant to destroy her it’s because you didn’t have the will to help her succeed.

One casts poison the other also casts poison

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned