ah to feel the pleasing weight of a Beanie Baby™ in each hand

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other. just wondering

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

is there anything quite like inviting all your friends over to your new horizons island and watching them line up to your bulletin board like it’s the single available outhouse at a music festival to take turns drawing another cock on it

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone

if u know u know

This is real talent. Look at how dynamic her facial expressions are. Her eyes her lips her eyebrows. This is just too good and the timing is impeccable.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain