Monstrously Yours

I will literally never believe your 20s are meant to be the prime of your life. The years immediately following your adolescence? When you’re entrenched in the battlefields of un/learning, healing, and growing? Yeah right

Abspfucking lately. What a powerful reminder

Oh how I wish my life was like a two-strip technicolor singing cowboy movie

being italian on tumblr is like being gay in the south

i’m a lesbian 101% but a couple nights ago i had a dream where i was in a long-term relationship with the live action rodrick heffley and it was genuinely the most loved i’ve felt in my life. i think i might be mentally ill

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

i get really bored in museums but you have to admit there’s something incredibly homosexual about looking at the same painting as the stranger next to you

the two of us, silently staring at a bowl of plums? that’s homoerotic right there