Accidental Terato

i for real need to stop engaging with people on twitter because it’s a pointless waste of energy and it’s actively making me a worse person

They're adding Tom and Jerry to dead by daylight

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

hey what the fuck are you talking about

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

shut the fuck up

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

OMFG I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ACE VISCONTI FROM DBD UNTIL I READ THE REST YALL NEED TO BE STOPPED

i am normal about characters

#said while gripping sink staring into mirror

My favorite scene in Hellraiser is when Kirsty goes up to the attic and Frank comes out with no skin and literally goes “Hey Kirsty - stop screaming its just me - hey Kirsty I’ve been the living dead in the attic”

me hunting slashers down with a tranquillizer gun just to tie them up, measure n weigh, and release back into the wild where they belong

thinking about the inherent sensuality of vampirism… temptation vs restraint and remorse.. battling with the need for others to sustain you.. also. hot guys covered in blood…

HOLY SHIT

THEY'RE SELLING PUSSY AT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!