NipNops

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes

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where babys come from we have no idea

The Hole

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

It's true it's difficult to be loved until you love yourself. NOT because you are difficult to love, you are NOT difficult to love, but because it is very difficult to believe you are loved when you can't see the things to love about yourself

This is very important. You aren’t doomed to be alone and unloved just because you haven’t figured out how to love yourself yet.

who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat

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my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"