im a motherfuckin monster

@monsterbycurse

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are fucked up. ((indie heinoustuck!dave roleplay blog. see the about page for rules and additional info. Sidebar image by thelordcaliborn))

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//o snap i forgot i had this blog om,,,g

#ooc;#i made a sollux and got distracted #might possibly revive this one

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Oh, huh okay, that’s cool!

Well. There cattually ISN’T any pizza.

what how do you live

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The guy I work for has a collection of the things. Life size. I swear he only sets them up just to get to me.

what the hell they come in life size

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Hello there, hope my intrusion isn’t to much of a bother to you.

hey not too sure this counts as an intrusion

me: yeah can i have a large iced coffee

barista: you......sure you want iced? its cold outside.

me: *leans in really close*

me: i feel nothing

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I know alphas f33l pain diffurrently than me, but mew’re not an alpha, so I can’t tell how good or bad that is TBH.

Yup! Efurrything is made of candy, and sw33ts in general! And I mean litpurrally efurything

not that bad ive gotten used to it

so then even pizza is made of candy i dont know how to feel about that

Reblog if you're a mistletoe virgin.

ifmewsayso replied to your post “ifmewsayso replied to your post: Okay, impurrtant question. Can...”

Oh cool, mew can lift it off? Sw33t. I'm going to s33 if I can't find a saltwater taffy tuna in the ocean on the othpurr side of my bubble : 33c

sure it just hurts like hell but nbd is everything made of candy there

dave? does that mean it is your birthday today????

yep its my birthday

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#body horror #eye horror

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Understandable, the things are fucking creepy. I do enjoy that side of them to an extent when used for horror related purposes, but other than that, just. No. Hell fucking no.

yeah theyre fine in movies just a lot less so in person glad you feel the same way about them

you could have at least said your name!! :o mine is jade!!

i could have yeah im dave

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Okay, impurrtant question. Can mew eat with that mask thing sewn onto your face? And if so, what's your fafurite candy?

i can i just have to lift it off im gonna have to say my favorite is saltwater taffy

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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ifmewsayso replied to your post “ifmewsayso replied to your post:ifmewsayso replied to your...”

I'm fucking laughing, shit. Mew're catually pretty great NGL.

heh youre not too bad yourself

Godzilla is FIERCE

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umm so i heard this (Godzilla Ha by Jay R Neutron) instrumental and then i just put FIERCE by Azealia Banks on top of it

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#shut up and listen

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