Ego (they/them)

I'd probably be a monster tho, I'd make people fight for my amusement-

Y/n : No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you!

Beetlejuice: But Delia always does it for me.

Y/n : Why does Delia peel your apples for you?

Beetlejuice : she doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. She says the skin's loaded with toxins.

Y/n : Well, good news. Delia's not here.

Beetlejuice: I know she's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please.

Y/n : Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

Beetlejuice : I do not like it with the skin, Babes! I am not *allowed* to eat it with the skin! I am not *allowed*!

Y/n : OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Delia likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Delia insists, okay?

Delia: "Pull up a stool, dear. Beetlejuice's floppy balls will be there when you get home."

Y/n: "How do you know beejs balls are floppy?"