Ego (they/them)

And i get called first thing in the morning

So and so is sick

Im sick- I am so period sick and tired I also have a headache

Me: yeah

Employee: yeah, i saw you roaming around the record store yesterday

Me: haha- just doing my rounds-

Just book me everyday the way you keep calling me on my days off to come in

God forbid I have any plans

But let me ask something here-

Why couldnt I get time off when I was sick?

Why did I have to come in to cover someone else when I was sick?

That week I had a cold and no voice? And no one would cover me? But others got to call in sick?

I'd probably be a monster tho, I'd make people fight for my amusement-

Y/n : No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you!

Beetlejuice: But Delia always does it for me.

Y/n : Why does Delia peel your apples for you?

Beetlejuice : she doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. She says the skin's loaded with toxins.

Y/n : Well, good news. Delia's not here.

Beetlejuice: I know she's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please.

Y/n : Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

Beetlejuice : I do not like it with the skin, Babes! I am not *allowed* to eat it with the skin! I am not *allowed*!

Y/n : OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Delia likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Delia insists, okay?