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Who Am I?

Transmale

Asexual

Married

A monster lover

Actual BPD haver

Also, as a coping strategy I identify as a cyptid. I'm not delusional, I'm aware I'm actually human, but man does telling myself I'm not help.

I've got a sideblog over at @raspberry-nightmare where I vent out all my BPD thoughts and basically RP as my monstersona, so if y'all wanna go drop me some nightmares to eat over there it'll be much appreciated.

If you're an RP blog and wondering why I followed you, check out @unbreakableknight or @dandelionhair for a possible reason why.

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aralien-art

snowcapmt

Scars from past “incidents”

softysketch

The Prince 👑

8hitz3n

Soriku doodle that I did!!! Hope yall enjoy teehee!

This was just like a scribble but I still had fun with it

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inaho-dakkoku

gefiiii

riku doodle

Hello, my name is Kit, and I am having one heck of a month so far. At the sta… Kit Brewington needs your support for Donate To My Em

I hate to have to ask for help with this, but I am seriously having one hell of a month.

I actually have quite a few dental issues going on that I found out about when I went to have my tooth checked out after I broke it falling down the stairs, but given the broken one has an exposed nerve it's the priority.

Even with my dental insurance through my work just the crown alone for this back molar is gonna cost nearly $600, and that's not touching the price of the root canal.

My current goal is $2,000, with anything over the actual cost going towards the next of the total three root canals I'm going to have to get done.

#gofundme

rhube

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

beyondthisdarkhouse

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

zagreus

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

zagreus

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

zagreus

i don’t know anything about geology

zagreus

asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

zagreus

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

khmoii

alright this is fine

wonderwomemes

Good post everyone hit the showers

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feefal

The real reason cats get startled by their own reflection

otterlyhuman

Tubby Hot Summer

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haltraveler

Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate?

persephinae

Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads

passionpeachy

wizard kiss

caats

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charlesoberonn

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

ironmyrmidon

"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"

charlesoberonn

"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."

charlesoberonn

"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"