🐈Scar🐈

- sovereign state - bad desire - enhypen ("WITH YOU IN MY ARMS, HELL COULD BE HEAVEN" 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔)

- project meridian - armageddon - aespa (vibe idk)

- inversion - louder than bombs - bts (the bass sounds remind me of the beginning of inversion 🫠)

- freelancer series - 0x1=lovesong - txt (COME on now)

- sovereign‘s lullaby - background - jin ("I STILL CHOOSE YOU" 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔)

Welcome back to episode 2 of Fattest to Flattest! The show where I rank the asses of Speaking Characters in the Redactedverse.

This one was actually kind of hard, and took me a couple days to think over, because honestly the damn bois are def the most caked up crew on campus.

Caelum is not going to be ranked for obvious reasons HOWEVER he is going to win the award for “biggest heart” so let’s please give him a round of applause.

Anyways! As always, I’m your host Mythalia!

Now Let’s…

RATE! SOME! ASS!

1. Huxley: He’s just all around a massive dude and this gentle giant, has a giant ass. It’s honestly not even fair to to anyone else trying to compete.

2. Gavin: It’s majestic and carved like the statues of the greek gods. He has the Helen of Troy of all asses, men would go to war over its grace and beauty.

3. Lasko: I bet you all were expecting me to give Professor Twink-a-link a small butt. But guess what? Lasko’s ass is honestly a sight to behold. Early Lasko was definitely on the flatter side, but somehow through either turning 30 or the power of friendship, he got a second puberty completely concentrated to his ass. He fills out his little professor pants beautifully. It’s round, it’s plump, I’m tearing up thinking about how perfect it is. When he turns to write on the board during class, jaws drop and eyes stare.

4. Damien: The man is sturdy. Damien never misses leg day, and his squat form is impeccable. His ass has been built off of hard work and determination, but unfortunately big butts just doesn’t run in the family. Don’t get me wrong he still has some cake, but it more of a single layer compared to the multi-tier cakes that are the rest of the damn crew. (It’s ok though, Huxley has enough for both of them to go around).

5. Xavier: It’s not really possible for him to have an ass because he has fully decomposed by this point. BUT even before the whole “shade kerfuffle” Xavier really didn’t have much to work with. It’s not bad though, his upper body strength is insane, so while he may not have a lot of muscle in the glutes, his arms are drool worthy.