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I woke up this morning with a vivid image in my mind and had to draw it. Anyways I think I'm hilarious.

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Rahul Singh, a wildlife photographer in India, caught a crimson sunbird bathing in a flower petal.
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😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.
I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:
god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel
Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

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This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.
Please help me I just want my groceries
Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?
Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together
Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?
Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.
Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?
Pokemon nerd:
exeggcute turns into exeggutor because it aspired to be the best pokemon ever and it succeeded
I can’t find the original post, sadly, but I did find the images! Exeggcute aren’t eggs.. They’re seeds!
EGG TREE
wat
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THAT WHY ALOLAN EXEGGUTOR IS A DRAGON TYPE
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great work everyone

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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.
So are we all ready to contend with the fact that, if they get the boat unstuck in the next week, it will be a momentous event allowing passage through a waterway in Egypt……. during Passover
Happy Easter.
has tumblr heard of the ‘salmon chaos’ happening in taiwan yet
https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1373281874013999111
‘Taiwan was engulfed in “salmon chaos” (鮭魚之亂) this week as more than 300 people legally changed their names to “salmon” (鮭魚) to take advantage of a promotion at a Taiwanese sushi chain.’
‘The Chinese word for salmon (鮭魚) is pronounced “gui yu.” People with a Chinese character in their name pronounced “gui” or “yu” got 10% off, people with two characters pronounced “gui” and “yu” got 50% off, and people with the exact same characters for salmon ate for free.’
‘Sushiro required a national ID card as evidence, but it turns out it’s extremely easy and cheap to legally change your name in Taiwan. It only costs ~$3 US ($80 NTD). This led dozens to rush out and change their names, like this person, who changed their name to “Salmon Liu.”
‘While many simply renamed themselves “Salmon,” others got more creative, such as “Whirlpool Naruto Salmon Xie” (謝渦鳴人鮭魚) and “Die (like salmon) Together Pan” (潘同鮭魚盡), punning on the Chinese idiom for “perish together” (同歸於盡). 5/’
‘One certain Mr. Chen decided to put a whole bunch of other food in his new name as well (in case of future promotions?), becoming the nearly untranslatable “陳愛台灣鮑鮪鮭魚松葉蟹海膽干貝龍蝦和牛肉美福華君品晶華希爾頓凱薩老爺.” ‘
‘Tragedy also struck for some Salmon Gang members, such as this medical student, who did not realize that Tawainese law only allows people to change their name three times ever. Out of name changes, he is stuck with his new name, “Salmon Dream Chang.” ‘

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I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?
I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke but
jesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take
did anyone also see this trending a few days ago?