find me before i eat myself

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

shaking my head to show that i disagree with this idealised concept of the mother and understand that no human being should be pressured to sacrifice their own personhood for another and that this will inevitably fuel understandable resentment towards one's charges also

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Everyone deserves a little outlet today, grab a yummy snack, skirt a responsibility, play a cozy game - but no one is allowed to punish themselves on behalf of other’s ignorance. No one is allowed to keel over. Be a thorn in their side every day, and most importantly, be your own advocator. We live in spite of these people.

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

venom's broad and riotous popularity proves that alien muscle goo tf shit etc honestly occupies a larger place in many people's psyches than they are willing to admit or even aware of. the world is so beautiful for this btw.

u people in the tags and ur monster fucking. this is about so much more than fucking the monster. take my hand.

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

if your husband keeps eating your kids just replace one of them with a rock and he’ll choke on it. then when that kid grows up he’ll force your husband to throw up all his brothers and sisters and use his new divine army to overthrow him and all his bullshit friends

isn’t this like a greek myth

it’s just common sense