octopus primavera

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

@monkeylizard

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

yet another swedish conspiracy to control how we feel. IKEA could have even been the testbed for Spotify development!

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

just remembered clavicular is a real influencer and not a made up name of a character in a gladiator porn from the 1980s. what a world.

okay what are some excellent recent poems