Putting The Beta In Betazoid

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

What?

"hey, did you hear about the mass crab gathering? yeah, I don't know what it's supposed to be either. the bohemians are calling it a 'rave'? apparently it's happening because mr fires is dead. yeah, they're saying it died of something called 'ligma'"