It’s so fucking funny that Smallville was like Lex and Clark should have lots of devastating background lore for Why They’re Like That Now, but Superman 2025’s Lex literally just saw that man and went bonkers crazy instantly. They haven’t even SPOKEN before the film and he CLONES HIM FROM STRAY DNA. It hasn’t occurred to him at all that Supes even has a secret identity, he just saw David Corenswet’s dimples and went what if we were nemeses. I think I’ll orchestrate a war to talk to him. He’s studied his fighting technique so hard he can choreograph it, and FOR WHAT. girl ask that man for a coffee Jesus fucking Christ. 2025 Lex I love you there is something unfathomably wrong with you

















