oof

my year of neither rest nor relaxation 

gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

are you fucking kidding me

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

Why is today literally Thursday lol

we need to bring back rites of passage. i mean like the ones where you have to leave the tribe to hike up the tall dangerous mountain alone with no supplies and make the journey back alive forever changed and humbled because you experienced such an intense mental and physical challenge that you were forced to transform you know. 

Hey watch out I heard there's an ape on the loose they coul🦍d be anywhere

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

ummmm hey sorry if this is stupid , but the earth has like mountains and valleys and stuff. you know? so i dont see, how can it be flat? if theres mountains and stuff... sorry if its stupid. i'm sorry.

my nana thinks the earth is cube and mountains are the corners

Tell you nana to text me

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

Also I think a lot of young people on the left are growing up without understanding "you can and will make mistakes in life and who you are is defined by how you move forward from them" and instead are doing things like "I must always be up the latest social justice language and must always avoid mistakes lest i be ostracized and cancelled for it so here is everything I support just so you don't think I don't support it, and I'll just feel bad and guilty for every mistake when I do make them and all this makes me a good person". It's like congrats you made Catholic guilt but woke