Bun

Bitches be postin dog snapchat filter everyday n still not know how 2 suck dick

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WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive

Yea

same

load up the playlist and spend the days writing and…praying

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

You know what’s heartbreaking? Having a friend turn to you excitedly asking, “Britney spears came out with new music? Have you heard it, is it any good??” And having to be the one to tell them that it’s literally shite.

the only thing heartbreaking about this is that you would lie to your friend like that

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR