Just some of the things I like

The lovely @deliciousstarfishpanda moonwalked into my inbox and asked:  “May i please have a story with barba x readers first time after a night out with the SVU crew 🙂 the smuttier the better, maybe they hook up starting where everyone was drinking! Pretty please.”

You said, “pretty please,” and we stan those with manners ‘round these parts so here you go!

CW:  Obvious typos (sloppy typist, folks); too many words

HELL TO THE YES…(Samuel L. Jackson voice) HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS!! AND Holy lord this is long, I spent hours on this. I think it was well worth my time. Keep sending requests, I am working on writing them all, love you guys, thanks for being so much fun!

You had been dating Rafael Barba for a few months now. You both had items of clothing and toothbrushes at each others apartment. You had even exchanged keys a few weeks ago. You had finally cracked his stone exterior and he was letting you in. You met his mother Lucia last week and it went fantastic. You no longer wondered who Rafael got his witty sass from. Tonight you were going to meet the squad a.k.a the group of detectives who your boyfriend spent all his time with. You were a little nervous but had heard great things from Rafael and you trusted his judgement. 

Everyone was already at the bar by the time you two arrived. The lights were dim and when you first walked in it was hard to see. Rafael led you over to a high top where three very good looking people sat.

A short (short by my standards), smutty drabble from an ethereal anonymous type who asked for:  “How about you make me.” and/or “is this your first time?” With Rafael and Sonny (threesome, maybe?)

Both prompts are from the “Five Word Prompts” list from @melsquared79.

Author’s Note:  this is a Rafael Barba x Sonny Carisi x reader, NOT a pure Barisi piece.  Also, general content warning for heavy smut, light on plot.

Mayans M.C. episode 1.07 “Cucaracha/K'uruch”

Character: Miguel Galindo, portrayed by Danny Pino

Yes really

Because your girl is lazy and has a queue that is shamefully full, I’m combining two requests.  The first is:  

“I’d kill for a Barba writing with something from the good place prompt list! Maybe 26 or 43? Honestly, would be happy with any of them lol. They’re all so good.”  (“The Good Place” prompt list can be found here, and I used number 26 – “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good.  So I simply did myself.”

And the second is:

Hi!! Can you please do a story with Barba and reader. She’s a profiler assigned to svu and decent friends with Barba. She’s good at reading criminals, but bad at reading signs from guys. She accidentally lets this information slip to him and fluff ensues😚

Rafael Barba would never say that it was love at first sight with you.  He knew better than anyone that a beautiful woman was more likely to break one’s heart, and idiots who believed in love at first sight were just dealing in future pain.