Things each member of the band do while absolutely wasted?
(oh my fuck yes i love drunk headcanons)
He's an alcoholic so it usually takes him a while to get drunk
He mostly stays in his room and just lets out his feelings without hurting anyone
But if he's at a party or just having fun with the band, he'll never shut up
No I'm serious, this man will just say whatever he thinks with no filter at all
The epitome of a lightweight
Alcohol does give him headaches a lot so he likes to avoid it
He's the kind of drunk who talks about how much they love the person they're talking to which is so cute to the rest of the band
He also gushes about his special interests to no end and often times the person he's talking to will pretend to know what he's talking about because seeing 2D happy is the best thing on the planet
Alcohol can make him really paranoid if he gets drunk so he too tries to avoid it
But sometimes if he's paying attention to how much he's drinking, he'll have a drink when he's just hanging around by myself
Just like 2D, he'll go on and on about his love for whoever he's talking to, but sometimes he'll just talk about how much he loves the band since they're all like family to him
If he's not gushing about his buddies, he's definitely talking about the meaning of life and such, but he probably doesn't explain anything very well considering he's, well, drunk
She's never really had an interest in alcohol but she'll have a drink if she's out with the boys or her friends
If she's at a party, she'll buy anyone drinks whether they ask her to or not because she was raised by Murdoc therefore she does what she wants
Before she has anything to drink, she'll bring straws and plastic wrap with her and put it over everyone's cups so no one can drug their drinks (Russel taught her that :3)
Once she gets everyone's drinks protected, she'll try a bunch of shots with the boys (or just Murdoc) and be the most social butterfly ever
Don't tell Cartoon Network but he drinks a lot
He loves to chill with the band with a nice glass of wine or scotch after a long day of recording and such
He really looks up to Murdoc so he'll have whatever he gets to drink when trying to impress someone, but usually it just gets him super drunk since Murdoc can handle stronger alcohol
The man looooves trying to hook up with someone but it either ends with them getting uncomfortable and leaving or him getting a call from them the next day only for him to have no memory of meeting them