“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

not be nsfw but i like…… need to be k*ssed and h*gged 

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies

the sexiest thing about me is that im cursed

do those little soot sprites from ghibli have a union

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

criminalise golf

Making myself hotter. To cope