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When someone tells Batuman she’ll never understand Babel’s ‘specifically Jewish alienation,” she says: ‘Right. As a six-foot-tall first-generation Turkish woman growing up in New Jersey, I cannot possibly know as much about alienation as you, a short American Jew.’ (‘So you see the problem,’ the man replies.)

I expected the carport to light up, but I didn’t expect it to become see-through like a hot ghost. My personal storage compartment evaporated.The ceramic armadillo. What is the world’s longest barbecue set? A hose and nozzle thirty yards away obliterated my golf clubs and blew off a half-cooked quarter panel on the Escape.

At what temperature does your loose change become liquid? Can you microwave turkey bacon before the fire department arrives? 2651 degrees and still no sirens.