giver of $55,000 hugs

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

Pallas's cat aka Manul

Yesterday I texted "I might dye some" and my phone suggested "people" as a possible next word.

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

My four year old remembering his tom and jerry phase that was last month

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage