💖Mold💖

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

Princess who says “let me consult with my advisors” before staring off into space for a full 30 seconds until she snaps back with a different posture and tone of voice

(Pokes you with my long and wide alien finger) It's rather subversive because you'd typically expect for alien fingers to be long and skinny, but mine are long and wide. The end of my alien finger is broad and rectangular like a flat brush. (Pokes you so hard it leaves a horizontal slot in the middle of your forehead) Now you can store some kind of large commemorative coin there

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Hi professor I have turned in this assignment late Because I am living my life badly in general