I'm taller than Frank Iero

*swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swish**swi- -hannibal in his plastic suit at a crime scene

about to just say fuck it and use pepto bismol as lube

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no