A Non-conforming Cabbage Roll

Community Notes is so good.

never beating the only capable of doing one task a day allegations

Nothing shuts down a bougie conversation like "well, when I was homeless—" Nothing. It's one and done. They are fucking taken out. The conversation is dead. Done.

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

Oh I understand what a job is now! No thanks.

Ok yeah that lake is superior

u write some bad poetry in highschool that alludes to a miscarriage and its used to put u in prison u sing freely about politics and against genocide now its seen as a credible threat to the state now it can be brought up to a bunch of pierogi looking idiots who believe in charcoal smoothies and they get to weigh ur art as if it was as heavy as a gun i mean bro

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

me and the boys

happy moray eel monday and happy 5th birthday to this post which has single handedly overtaken my notifications on several occasions

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

A girl/ woman who thinks she’s better than you doesn’t necessarily have internalized misogyny. Maybe she is arrogant in general. Maybe you suck a bit.

Listen I'm definitely the last person to be considered an authority on what is and isn't punk but seeing people put stuff in the tags of that one post like "barbie is absolutely punk and I'll fight anyone who disagrees" makes my stomach turn. First of all a blockbuster film starring Margot Robbie about a mass produced plastic toy owned by Mattel is not punk just because it has feminist themes and second of all you have never been in a fight in your life