Cheesy Chaos Cat

WHY WOULD YOU FORCE ME TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD. I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. LET ME KEEP MY FUCKING PASSWORD. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REMEMBER A NEW FUCKING PASSWORD.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

This is how it feels when I eat any fruit

i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

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light ur bed on fire