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My dad made chicken!

#crispy!#yes it is in fact smoking

Why the fuck would it be a good idea to change the uniform to a white shirt WHEN WE'RE MAKING FOOD. IF ONE THING SPILLS THAT SHIRT IS #DONEZO. ARE YOU STUPID???

#retirement home #wet #soaking wet #i've got a million reasons to check out #I work in the restaurant of a retirement home and my managers are fucking stupid as shit

Another day another dollar.

#I'm only doing this for the money #i've got a million reasons to check out

bluefox848

Frivolous Knick Knacks can't leave me like People can

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Understaffed, underappreciated, overworked, underpaid.

#feeling crispy #i've got a million reasons to check out #bones hurt

I forgot how fucking warm it is here.

#help #I'm so fucking warm #i've got a million reasons to check out

Yippee yay yay work time! Money! Pain! Agony! Suffering! Old people!

#wet #soaking wet #i've got a million reasons to check out #you can still see the belt marks when i stick my neck out

My eyes are doing that thing where they leak when I'm laying down again

#wet #soaking wet #passive crying or something

bluefox848

I don't need to condemn myself to dry food for eternity!

#wet #soaking wet

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bluefox848

I don't need to condemn myself to dry food for eternity!

the PICKLE?!??!??!? tasted FUCKING AWFUL

#wet #soaking wet #i've got a million reasons to check out #ew ew ew #pickle:(#PICKLE??!??!?

PICKLE?!??!??!?

#wet #soaking wet #pickle

ferricsailor

stinky smelly horses. pee yew

maxxie-or-smth

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

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I'm learning how to frown and I look really fucking stupid

#wet #soaking wet #horse #i've got a lot to learn

lavidaextraordinaria

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

frenchshower

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601

femonologue

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

optimysticals

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

alessariel

@brainsforbabyjesus

brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

digitaldiscipline

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

violent-darts

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

cannedcream

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

tsvrcm-deactivated20161229

I love shit like this.

department-of-fagriculture

I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~

madeofmxxnlight

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