Anime Dads Must Unionize

the entire concept of eraserhead as a character makes me insane. a schoolteacher who teaches future superheroes, whose entire superpower is that he can turn off other people's superpowers by looking at them -- which like, first of all, way to win the "most useful power to have when you teach superpowered kids" lottery, but for entertainment value? fucking limitless. turns off all this student's superpowers when they're about to start the final round of a swimming contest (and probably blow up half the pool) because they're in the pool past curfew. fights through his bones being literally ground to powder and keeps staring at the bad guy so he can't hurt one of the kids. shows up to class the next day in a full body cast like it's normal. accidentally pseudo-adopts (really adopts? canon is unclear) a seven-year-old because she's got a dangerous superpower and he's the only one qualified for the job. purposely pseudo-adopts a random student just because he likes the kid. and then you top it all off by making him the weirdest fucking barely functional 30-year-old on the planet and i'm just, completely and utterly smitten. i would die for him. i don't want any anime to get adapted into other mediums but god do i want aizawa to be in everything just so people who don't watch anime get to experience this absolute mess of a man too

#literally that seinfeld meme ''is this about aizawa?'' ''no'' ''then i've lost interest''