A Never-Ending Trashcan

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer