It’s Me, Mobbo

In bed and Story just stopped moving, then turned to face out into the darkness and said, completely apropos of nothing “now we are free from the gladiator” and i got scared

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

slides up into the group discord like "hey did you know that" *chuckles* *flips my hair* *presses my fingers to my temple* "there is a genius writer here and it's ME?!"

*I've slid a loose pamphlet of papers under the door and the first page is a crude crayon drawing of a character with the title 'Blorbo the Fic By: ...Me!!!'*

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing