Absolute quantum confusion

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day