Skylark Starflower's Silly Blog of Silly

Screamin Jay Hawkins if he was a dog: I put a smell on u

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

That's all Frank Oz baybeee. Jim Henson was holding on for dear life

World Heritage Post

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

Reblogging to keep the accurate definition and examples of queerbaiting circulating in the world

THIS IS WHERE THAT FUCKING MEME COMES FROM?!!!!

DELETE YOUR BLOG

Of course! Anything for the illustrious First Emperor of the Middle Kingdoms!

Update: I have consulted the court historians, and they have told me that it is not possible for me to delete official government records, and that my request to do so will be added to the sillok.

ABDICATE!!!!

FIRST KILL ALL THE COURT HISTORIANS AND THEN FUCKING ABDICATE

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM NOT THE FIRS T EMPEROR OF THE '"MIDDLE KINGDOMS"" I AM THE FIRST EMPEROR PREIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GLORIOUS PROGENITOR THE FIRST OF THE FIRST A GOD AMONGST MEN I INVENTED THE FUCKING JOB THERE IS NONE BEFORE ME AND NONE WHO CAN MATCH ME I AM HEAVEN'S SPEACIAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!

After consulting with the great minds of my kingdom, it has been decided that committing mass murder of the court historians and fleeing the castle is not in line with the teachings of Confucius, and does not adhere to the concepts of benevolent governance.

Other countries: Why don't we paint crude images of vulva as graffiti, why it always has to be a dick? Finland: Already paints crude vulva graffiti. Other countries: Why are we always insulting someone's mother, why not insult fathers instead? Finland: Already insults someone's father instead of their mother. Other countries: Why do we call just women whores? Finland: Already calls men whores.