Skylark Starflower's Silly Blog of Silly

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

“Media can be factually made with a child/family audience in mind” and “media for children/family audiences can be well made and engaging pieces of art” and “if you are an adult you should have a more diverse media diet than what exists to target an audience of primary middle and grade schoolers” and “it’s okay to watch a cartoon as an adult and enjoy it” can coexist.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hi this is your bank. we saw that you bought groceries. it looks like you spent money on them so we’ve temporarily shut down your card just in case

hahahahaag it took me over a week to notice and respond to their “hey you bought evil groceries 🤪” text so they permanently cancelled the card and made me order a new one that will take 7-10 business days to arrive. thats FINE

if this bullshit had not occurred then my amazon order would have gone through and i would have my corsi-rosenthal box materials already. and i kinda want those since i’ve had a smoke-induced sore throat for like 16 hours

also this is obviously bc of ai. they cannot change the sensitivity settings of their system, and they cannot give me information about how to make my purchases appear less suspicious, because there are no settings and no consistent criteria, because it’s ai.

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing