Make it Through Today

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

if you’re the praying kind, please pray about this house we’re putting an offer on.

Let’s say a prayer for those whose abusive family members / religious community make it hard for them to connect with their religious beliefs 

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

please pray for me my neck was stiff and sore when i woke up this morning and it's only proceeded to lock up and grow more painful over the course of the day

It’s giving “leeches actually have health benefits but not for any of the reasons they were supposed to be good for”.

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about