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Maybe I shouldn't have eaten soup for breakfast. Warm full tummy -> wanna go back to sleep. But I can't, I have to leave for work in a half hour.

#Also I'm sad #I'm escaping the sad by staring at screen #But uh as we all know that just makes it worse in the long run

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doodleworm

“ohhh how could you eat something so full of artificial colors and flavors” i have a medical condition where i have to have something blue raspberry flavored periodically. or i will explode

doodleworm

stop doxxing me in the tags

doodleworm

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anew-jackson

chadslop post

#Hm I know this is a joke but it's interesting

empowem

also another thing i hate how people have been treating america lately. it feels like such taboo to be from america due to the politics and all of the bad things, when we rarely recognize the good things as well. i think our culture is actually fucking incredible and while most of us read it as hamburgers and football games i actually think that there's something so special in the american traditions of cook-outs and tailgates and the community that develops from these. and parades and state fairs and county fairs and bonfires and city-wide easter egg hunts and community potlucks and prom and watching shitty middle school plays and of course football and hamburgers as well. fuck you and the fact that you only ever associate yourselves with the worst of america. i fucking love attending the county fair every year to eat food with people i dont know. i love singing along to sweet caroline even though its an ass song with hundreds of strangers. i love being so fully a part of a community. i hate my president and my senator and the entire house but i love my neighbor. amen.

cheetochild989

PREACH

glass-expanse

No wait let's go a layer deeper here. Yes love thy neighbor. But biblically? Your neighbor is everyone, and that's the point. It took me a long time to learn that I can have compassion and ascribe dignity and honor to those in power even when I disagree with what they are doing.

And not to mention. The original structure intended for our governance is pretty dope too. Alexis de Tocqueville agrees in his Democracy in America. The way it was structured, based on biblical principles and mutual trust of your neighbors because of shared foundational morés, was unique in its execution. Just because the corruption of sinful man has infected our governmental structure too doesn't mean we have to erase our wonder at the original structure, just like a 200yo house being restored after years of modernization.

As a Christian, America is not my eternal nationality, but it is the nation I live in on this earth and there are many good things about it. I shouldn't stop praying for its restoration just because the job seems too big. I shouldn't be ashamed to live here or dwell on its mistakes. Instead, I should join ranks with those pointing to the good.

thelegendofsqam

How should I handle this guy the king likes more than me and my friends? We gotta get him outta here.

Throw him in the dungeon and let him rot in jail

Drag him to the ocean and have him eaten by a whale

Throw him in the Tigres and let him float awhile

Third option but then sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile

Put hun on a camel’s back and ship him off to Ur wit a cowboy hat without a brim

Fifth option but also with a boot without a spur

Give him jelly donuts then take them all away

Fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet

Use him as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on

Ninth option and then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon

Something else that’s sneaky and might just work

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

#Veggietales

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Have discovered some of the pain today has originated in the tail bone of all places? I haven't injured it today. What the heck is going on

sad

#Me #MySad

vulcartist

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

tournevis-real

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

I don't wanna go to work. Not bc I dislike work, but bc I wanna stay in bed.

aesungaia

Everyone's Friend

#Holding all of you tenderly in my arms #I think about you guys in the middle of the night #Sometimes God wakes me up just to say a little something to you #I love you guys 💚

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wolverineholic

by Todd Nauck

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baptist mutuals we must unite against the pentecostals

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They must be stopped

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

womanhood is by definition an exclusive club. we exclude people who are not women.

if you are a man, we exclude you. we exclude you gladly, proudly, and because you are physically stronger than us, we exclude you under threat of weapons when necessary.

womanhood is not meant to be inclusive.

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

another word to get comfortable with: discriminatory

we discriminate against men in our club called Womanhood. by happy obligation. we have discriminating judgment.

jamesternes

somethingusefulfromflorida

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!

#Star trek the next generation coded

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A chicken got gotten by a creature this morning and I am sad but I have to go to work and I don't want to. I am ready for the season to be over so I can work on my own stuff more again.

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)