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anyway I need my stupid cunt pounded by my boyfriend while he yanks on my hair and calls me his dumb puppy girl 💖

Feng Xin: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.

Mu Qing: Dueling grounds.

Feng Xin: I said wrong answers only.

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Feng Xin: I have a mommy kink.

Mu Qing: So... I'm supposed to act like your mom?

Feng Xin: Yes!

Mu Qing: Why are all these damn dishes in the sink?

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Mu Qing: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

Feng Xin: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Mu Qing: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Feng Xin: So you like cats?

Mu Qing: Yeah.

Feng Xin: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

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Mu Qing: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Feng Xin: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Feng Xin: That was so hot, Mu Qing.

Mu Qing: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Feng Xin: I'm so in love with you.

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Mu Qing: I love you, my baby.

Feng Xin: I'm not a baby, I'm an adult!

Mu Qing: You're actually a BITCH but I was trying to be nice.

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Feng Xin: We both look very handsome tonight.

Mu Qing: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Feng Xin: I couldn't take that chance.

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Mu Qing: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Feng Xin: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Mu Qing: But you’re always acting stupid?

Feng Xin: ...

Feng Xin: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Feng Xin: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Mu Qing: We're literally dating.

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Feng Xin: I think I'm falling for you.

Mu Qing: Then get up.

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Mu Qing: Know why I called you in here?

Feng Xin: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Mu Qing: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

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Mu Qing: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Feng Xin: I wrote you a poem.

Mu Qing, already crying: You did?

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Feng Xin: This date is boring!

Mu Qing: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.

Feng Xin: Then why did you invite me?

Mu Qing: I didnt, I specifically said "Don’t come with me." then you said: "Fuck you Mu Qing, I'll do whatever I want!”

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Feng Xin: I think we should kiss.

Mu Qing: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Feng Xin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Mu Qing: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Feng Xin: Yes.

Mu Qing: I'd sleep.

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Mu Qing: Do you love me?

Feng Xin: So much. Why?

Mu Qing: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.

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Feng Xin: I want to kiss you.

Mu Qing, not paying attention: What?

Feng Xin: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Feng Xin: I fell—

Mu Qing: From heaven?

Feng Xin: No, I literally fell—

Mu Qing: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Feng Xin: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Mu Qing: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Mu Qing: Is something burning?

Feng Xin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Mu Qing: Feng Xin, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Mu Qing: We have a problem.

Feng Xin: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Feng Xin: Are we fighting or flirting?

Mu Qing: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Feng Xin: Your point?

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Feng Xin: You have to apologize to them Mu Qing.

Mu Qing: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Feng Xin: The stars are so beautiful...

Mu Qing: They're just giant balls of gas.

Feng Xin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Mu Qing: And yet none of them are as big as my love for you.

Feng Xin: Oh...

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Them… <3

“Your highness! I won’t do it! I won’t forget! I will never forget you!”

Oh my heart. (Shoutout to this amazing edit)

Brat taming is so hot