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straight people who say homosexual give the same vibe as men who say female

if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster

‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3

“there’s only one under-the-bed”

olivia octavius being a popular tv scientist is so funny, imagine showing up to a bank robbery and bill nye starts kicking your ass

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

posts that started a revolution

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

a liberal feminist wearing a frida kahlo t-shirt from h&m: fix ur brows, ugly

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

it’s called building an immunity moron