Beckie.

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

reminder that if you’re questioning your gender, “what do I want?” and “what will make me happy?” tend to be much more useful questions than “what am I, really?”

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

strawberries are better dumb bitch

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

🐈

where’s her paypal

she’s so pretty

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that