i am minecraft

my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

hey check it out guys, free 5

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

glad to see this is resonating with the bus taker fandom

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

me *surrounded by stuffed animals*: i think i need more stuffed animals

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

through pottery we domesticated rocks

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

come over and form a strange connection wth me

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

Surely THIS time when I get reassurance it will fix me and I will never need validation again!