i am minecraft

things are getting so so stupid. honestly just let me buy tumblr

Take an extreme amount of stimulants and then start beating people to death with a crowbar

my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

hey check it out guys, free 5

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

glad to see this is resonating with the bus taker fandom

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

me *surrounded by stuffed animals*: i think i need more stuffed animals

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

through pottery we domesticated rocks