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is this not exactly what happened?

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Anyone can play a princess. Anyone who says otherwise has a small imagination.
Photographer: Lily Andrui
Models: Vidal Francisco and Danae Kristine
I did a thing.
nsfw = nosfewatu

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Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet
this post ruined my life
teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker
Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….
“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”
“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd
Trying to match this energy
Omg
And then everybody clapped

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Everyone who lives in Austin needs to stop what they’re doing and go to London in September 30th because damn
Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.
I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!
Did the cat just give–
this is the wholesome pure content we need more of
the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story
what a fantastic fucking movie
also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”
that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters
DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps
Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?
DM: roll a history check
Westley: 15
DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand
Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?
DM: roll nature
Westley: [nat 1] …… rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist
DM: hey what’s your passive perception-

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I better
I wanna believe that dragons existed, due to seeing them in all cultures, but I also want to believe that humanity all looked at a lizard and simultaneously said “Can I get that in a large?”
can i get a fuckin uuuuuhh